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Mercenary Jobs Available In Kenya

Posted on June 4, 2012July 9, 2016 by OP

WARNING! THIS POST IS NOT AN ADVERTISEMENT. PLEASE DO NOT SEND US ANYMORE APPLICATIONS. FOR REAL MERCENARY JOBS, TRY SOLDIER OF FORTUNE MAGAZINE http://www.sofmag.com/

Do you want to make a lot of money? Are you a thrill-seeker? Do you want to embarrass powerful friends and make enemies? Do you want to travel the world? Do you want to make a name for yourself? Whether you are a disgraced military man or a bored criminal seeking action this is just the job for you. The government seeks private mercenary services to carry out covert operations and the perks are rewarding. Before you decide to pursue a career as a mercenary, be certain to examine the pros and cons of doing so, and speak with your family members, to ensure that they are also comfortable with the demands that will be placed upon you.

Overthrowing little African governments was stock in trade for mercenaries in 60s and 70s. In noughties, an entirely different skill set is required. These days it is much cheaper to bribe, co opt or intimidate everyone into compliance. Mercenaries are nowadays a vital government resource, backed by PR departments to keep tabs on your travel schedule, write press releases and script your public appearances.

However, if you are considering pursuing a career as a mercenary for hire, be prepared for a rigorous selection process as the competition for jobs is quite high. Securing a position as a mercenary for hire can be financially and personally rewarding. Men on the run from the police or wanted in their home countries for unspecified crimes would be advised to include those details in their submission papers. The recruiters will be impressed by a past criminal record. Most governments are looking for men with a penchant for flamboyance and a good grasp of the English language. Vanity is a necessary ingredient and it should be reflected in your dress sense. Wearing of bling is mandatory or the recruiters may not find you credible. The head hunters prefer men with gruff looks, a prominent jaw line and a strong physical constitution. The ability to walk with a swagger like a man with steel nuts will be noted as sign of confidence that is a necessary skill during confrontation with public or press corps.

Successful candidates will be required to operate under heavy media scrutiny and so those reluctant to assume a public profile need not apply. As a soldier for hire, you will get the opportunity to travel to foreign lands, dazzle local babes, receive royal treatment and police protection in your host country. Negotiate for your desired role in the ranks of government. Mercenaries who specialize in smash and grab support will find their services needed to coerce errant media houses. Other standard duties may include acting as escorts of high society daughters and playing an advisory role during drug heists. If you impress early in your assignment, you may find yourself quickly promoted to the rank of assistant commissioner of police which is especially useful for slicing through the bureaucratic hassles of third world airports. Even so frequent travel will present the challenge of memorizing false identities and so it is important that you never forget your assumed personas.

A normal term of service is anything from two years to five years, at the end of which you will be provided with the opportunity to flee the country with quite a bit of loot lining your pockets. Diligent investigators might eventually try to link you to past criminal activities which will provide a perfect opportunity to blurt out a sensational confession and enjoy prime time TV coverage whilst reviving your fledgling celebrity status and angling for a book deal.

Therefore if you want to be a mercenary, come to Kenya where opportunities are abound. The government will take good care of you and after a stint in this country; you can comfortably retire to a pool side in Dubai and enjoy your hard earned proceeds.

 

 

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25 thoughts on “Mercenary Jobs Available In Kenya”

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    June 5, 2012 at 3:19 am

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    June 29, 2012 at 10:08 am

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  4. zach says:
    August 27, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    Where the fucks the job application for this shit? I was made for this, I need a contractor

    Reply
  5. Daniel says:
    September 18, 2012 at 3:26 am

    Wanna get this job. Where I can find more information or web info about this position in Kenya?Have good experience in SOP.

    Reply
  6. josip says:
    September 26, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    I want this job, where I can get more information. I m from Croatia (we had a war in the 90-95)

    Reply
  7. Will says:
    September 29, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    Im an ex zimbabwe soldier who served for 9 years. Im 33 yrs. Im a holder of several military cses incl recce and surveillance, tracking to mention a few. I operated in DRC for 3 yrs. Send me all the info guys.

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  8. Good soldier says:
    November 8, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    Im ex soldier and more than capable of doing this job. Would appreciate more info. Very good with guns and im very fit and strong. I have a very good head on my shoulders for tricky situations which this job may require..!

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  9. Death7839 says:
    November 23, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    Hi there I am an ex British solider willing to go any where to do this job trained in heavy weapons and surveillance and willing to do any job if needed so plz can you send the contacts so I can go ahead with my application thanks.

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  10. herine says:
    December 28, 2012 at 8:08 am

    hey OP are this applicants serious? I thought this was just for purposes of telling the issue and then this blokes are now thinking you can hook them up…..dumbness must be one of the qualities required of mercenaries.

    Reply
  11. jonathan says:
    March 10, 2013 at 2:07 am

    I am a 27 year old male that served 2 tours in afghanstan.I was 13B and 11B, highest rank SSG. I came back from last deployment and shoot a person, I spent 3 years in a maxim state prison. I have 7 years of army training 23 mo in combat. I am board and want back into the game. If anyone out there is reading this, anyone that could help. I want back into the game.

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  12. Dave says:
    April 8, 2013 at 11:43 pm

    I’m an ex Koevoet soldier wanting a position somewhere.

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  13. Syl C. says:
    April 18, 2013 at 5:39 am

    Have little experience combat (Boot Camp only) but 12 years full time service in Canadian Air Force flying a desk (OAK!). From NorthEastern Quebec with hunting/trapping experience, speak French/English/Spanish, hgood computer knowledge (HTML, PHP, Vbulletin, X-Cart, Framemaker, PhotoShop, etc),

    As fat I am now (200 lbs), I may be good for logistics, translation, web support or else…

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  14. Eric Dudley says:
    November 1, 2013 at 11:28 pm

    I’m a 19 year old competition sharpshooter. I’m skilled in the art of combat I have only to offer the skills needed. Don’t be discouraged because I’m 19. I’m the most ruthless person you could put behind the trigger. I will stop at nothing to get the job done. My father was a navy seal and he taught me everything needed to now. I use my knowledge to put logic ahead of of reason.I can and will complete the mission nothing will stand.in my way. please contact me when needed.

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  15. davi says:
    November 29, 2013 at 7:05 pm

    iam glad to see this website. am private soldier with experience am ready to join you thanks

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  16. Mr. Black says:
    January 10, 2014 at 7:00 am

    I know there is a $3500 application fee that I was required to pay

    Reply
    1. OP says:
      January 21, 2014 at 11:20 am

      You got that wrong.

      Reply
  17. ffl says:
    April 29, 2015 at 4:20 am

    just join the French foreign legion
    they teach you French once you get there

    Reply
  18. tiger says:
    June 19, 2015 at 8:41 pm

    Am 23yrs old.. Was a private mercenary to a political leader

    Reply
  19. Top Cart says:
    August 7, 2016 at 1:26 pm

    That says it all, doesn’t it? You might think so, but it doesn’t. In our day and age, a mercenary can be more than that wuod Odhiambo

    Reply
  20. kester says:
    September 17, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    Take me seriously and reach out. I bet you won’t regret it.

    Reply
  21. Kelvin says:
    October 2, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Interested

    Reply
  22. giorgi says:
    September 3, 2021 at 7:06 pm

    Take me there, wherever it is, I do not care. I am 32 and about to retire soon. I did 12 years in the GEO army, had 4 combat deployments to Afghanistan, so use my experience and pay too…

    Reply
  23. Daryl Brown says:
    November 21, 2021 at 8:53 am

    I’m very interested and have nothing to lose. I want the money. You won’t be disappointed with me.

    Reply
  24. NGABONZIZA FRANK says:
    August 4, 2022 at 4:10 pm

    i am glad to see this website. and I am private military officer with experience am ready to join you thanks

    Reply

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